Hope and humor ‘zine: Lazy, hazy, crazy days

June 5th, 2016 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized

June 5, 2016

Hi, I’m Jim, and welcome to more encouragement and entertainment than you can shake a memory stick at! It’s June, so here here’s my Lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer issue:

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Enjoy some hope and humor,
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Laziness is a virtue

Ah, those “lazy, hazy days of summer.” Time to laze in the hammock and ponder the importance of . . . well, lazing in the hammock.

Laziness, you see, is a vital virtue! Think about it over a tall glass of lemonade. Where would we be today without this important quality? “Necessity” is not the “mother of invention”! (Maybe a sister or a second-cousin, but not the mother.) Laziness is the mother of invention! [Continue reading]


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Top ten clues a man should wear a shirt in summer

I have in my right hand, direct from the home office in hot and humid Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s category:

10. Take a tape measure. Drop it on the floor. If you can’t pick it up without bending your knees, put on a shirt.[Continue reading]

But wait, there’s more . . .

Vacations are not a vacation if . . .
Traveling the world on one tank of gas


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Cartoon of the week

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Quips and quotations on summer

That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someone’s yearbook and they write “Have a Great Summer!!” Inspired by The Wonder Years

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. Erma Bombeck

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. Raymond Duncan

If you are not barefoot, you’re overdressed!

One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter. Henry David Thoreau

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility. Yogi Berra

It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do. Walter Winchell

I am Summer, come to lure you away from your computer. Come dance on my fresh grass, dig your toes into my beaches. Oriana Green

Read more quotations of hope and humor at Why? Over 1,000 Quotations on Life’s Most Difficult Questions.


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