You may live in Corn, Borer . . .

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If have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, tonight’s category: Top ten signs you may live in Corn Borer, Indiana

10. . . . the fall fashion colors are orange and camo.

9. . . . the highest elevation in town is the Hungry Hoosier’s speed bump.

8. . . . you’ve ever gotten stuck in traffic . . . behind a combine.

7. . . . the tallest building in town is the grain elevator.

6. . . . you buy your antibiotics at Farm and Fleet.

5. . . . you use tractor tires to edge your flower beds.

4. . . . the convenience store sells live bait.

3. . . . the social center of town is the Cracker Township Volunteer Fire Department building.

2. . . . standard equipment on a pickup truck is a gun rack.

1. . . . there are horses and buggies in front of the Walmart.

I love living in a small town with good, honest folks. They’re like family: I can make fun of them, but you can’t!

Copyright © 2013 James N. Watkins

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