Campaign 2016

USFlag

Here’s my hope and humor for the United States’ elections for 2016. Actually, more humor than hope!

And just to be clear, let say I’m too conservative to be a Democrat, too liberal to be a Republican and too OCD to be a Libertarian, so don’t mistake this for a voters’ guide.

Last Candidate Standing!
Perhaps national elections should be staged as reality TV shows: The Amazing Political Race, Keeping Up with the Kandidates, Conservative Eye for the Liberal Guy, Dancing with the Issues or Survivor: Electoral College. And the best part? It would run only from September through November “sweeps” each election year! [Continue reading]

jimshortsnigerianwidows.png

jimshortsmediapolls.png

Candidates need to follow “Yellow Brick Road”
This election, I’m looking for a man or woman who has a brain, a heart and, oh yes, courage! [Continue reading]

jimshortsrhetoric.png

God is on our side! And theirs?
Pundits are claiming that our country is “polarized” to Civil War proportions over moral, fiscal and political issues. Part of the problem maybe that the
issues that polarize us as a country are religion-based. [Continue reading]

WWJE? Who will Jesus elect?
Pundits are claiming that our country is “polarized” to Civil War proportions over moral, fiscal and political issues. Part of the problem maybe that the issues that polarize us as a country are religion-based. [A HREF=”/articles-2/heavy/wwje/”>Continue reading]

Jimshortsjobgrowth.png

jimshortswashingtondc.png

jimshortspledge.png

jimshortsingodwetrust.png

Will God’s purpose be accomplished Election Day?
I have a degree in theology and so, with complete confidence, I can emphatically state, “It’s a mystery!” I do, however, know this . . . [A HREF=”/articles-2/heavy/gods-will-election/”>Continue reading]

You want me to pray for whome?!
No matter who is elected on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November 2016, Christians are urged to pray for every elected official, not just those they supported. []

Share

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

WordPress Backup