Top ten wishes for my birthday

I have in my wrinkled right hand, direct from the home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today's
top ten wishes for what's left of
my life.

10. I will not obsess about my cholesterol level, the cost of prescriptions, or the condition of my colon.
Social security rip-offs, conspiracy theories, government corruption, and "that
horrible noise they call modern music" are
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Moi circa 1973: Groovy!
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