I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s category:
10. Kidney stones
8. “Reality” TV
7. Body piercing (other than the usual household repair accidents)
6. Multilevel marketing schemes
5. Urban legends
4. Golf pants [Continue reading]
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Wow! Where did you get those golf pants? Do you think they’d clash with my plaid sports coat?
Fortunately, I found the photo searching for “ugly golf pants.” Judging by what I see on the fashion runways, you’ll be just fine with those pants and your plaid sports coat. Just make sure you dye your hair to match your ensemble!
No problem. I don’t have enough hair to bother with it.
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