The perverse brutality of Islamic terrorist groups such as ISIS, al-Shabaab and Boko Haram prompts the question: What kind of perverse theology would inspire its followers to kill, torture, rape, kidnap and maim innocent people in the name of its “god”?!

If I were God, I’d do things differently! So, I have in my right hand, direct from my home office—soon to be atop Mt. Sinai—today’s category: Top ten things I (Jim) would do if I were God

10. Know who really shot JFK, if there really are aliens in Roswell, and the identity of those “secret herbs and spices” at KFC. And, as all knowing, I would win the lottery every single week!

9. During creation, spend a little more time on northern Indiana. (God spent his day of rest in Corn Borer, as there is nothing creative here!)

8. The next person who asks me to eternally destroy something, I’ll take them up on their request. Suddenly a blinding light, a deafening roar, and there’s a ten-foot-wide crater where that [bleep bleep] hard-to-start lawnmower used to be. People would be a lot more careful what they said if I were God.

7. Only one mosquito on the ark.

6. Dust off the ten plagues of Egypt and send them upon Third World dictators.

5. Require that all religious TV and radio programs carry the following disclaimer:

      Views expressed on this program are those of the speaker and do not necessarily reflect the views of God, his Son, or his Church.

And I’d make it clear that TV evangelists are not my official spokespeople.

4. All kinds of poetically-just punishments for rapists, child abusers and sex traffickers, none of which can be posted on a PG-rated website.

3. All paintings of white Anglo-Saxon Jesus would disappear in the twinkling of an eye. God’s Son was born a Jew in the Middle East!

2. An eleventh commandment: Thou shall not “spam” thy neighbor.

1. Send every terrorist straight to hell—without 72 virgins!

Okay, okay, it’s a good thing that I’m not God. (If I can’t even balance my checkbook, I have no business running the universe.) And, nothing personal, I’m glad you’re not God either.

So, if anyone claims to be God, his anointed messenger or acting on his behalf, it would be good to check out him or her by God’s standards:

Love your neighbor

Love your enemies

Let’s see. Nope! Nope! Islamic terrorists model the total antithesis of the God of the Bible!

However, we would all do well to model the God of love.

Copyright © 2002, 2015 James N. Watkins

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Top ten posts: March 2015

April 1st, 2015 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (0 Comments)

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I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s category: Top ten posts from March 2015

10. Vampires, werewolves real

9. God is never late, but he sure is slow

8. What was Paul thinking when he wrote 1 Timothy 2:12?

7. Hope for balance in life

6. Does DNA disprove evolution?

5. Hope and humor cartoons

4. Children who marry their parents: the psychology of courtship

3. The cure for the common cold: sex!

2. Were U.S. founding fathers Christian?

And, the number one post in March 2015:

1. (1) “It Is Well with My Soul” The rest of the stories

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Originally appeared March 2011

Jesus’ ministry can be divided into roughly three one-year periods: obscurity, popularity and animosity.

That sounds a lot like my so-called writing and speaking career. For ten years I wrote for Sunday school take-home papers and published books with small publishers.

The next ten years, I had three books with Tyndale House, contributed to Zondervan’s Study Bible, won a Campus Life Book of the Year award along with a Christian Retailers Choice award, was guest on national TV programs such as the 700 Club, had a weekly column in three secular newspapers and a column each issue of minister’s magazine, and spoke across the United States and overseas.

But alas, the dawn of this decade has brought books with small publishing houses, two self-published books, and lots of rejection slips. This year, my speaking engagements are down to a third of 2010’s schedule.

So, apparently, I’m following Christ’s career path. And, although crucifixion isn’t likely in my future, it still hurts!

Author Mary DeMuth has also had a Christ-like career in publishing. But I love her prayer in a recent blog and newsletter:

      Jesus, for those toiling in obscurity, bring Your kingdom perspective. Help them know You are working through them in hidden, secret ways. Help them not lose heart and grow weary. Give them tenacity and perseverance.

      For those in the midst of popularity, I pray You’d bless them with perspective. You are the God who gives and takes away. Blessed be Your name. May they withstand this trial of popularity with grace and humility. May any fame that comes their way become an avenue for Your fame.

      And for those who are walking through rejection right now, I pray for relief. I pray You would show up in secret and open ways. You have deeper fellowship and communion with those who suffer for Your sake. lift up their eyes, their heads, their hearts. Send encouragers. Bring relief. Show up. Amen and Amen.

Thanks, Mary, I needed that! And I suspect there are a few others who may need it as well.

The most important point is that our purpose is not to be successful authors, business people or even rodeo clowns. It is to be conformed to the image of Christ:

      And we know that God causes everything to work together for the good of those who love God and are called according to his purpose for them . . . to become like his Son, so that his Son . . . (Romans 8:28-29).

May my career and character be Christ-like.

Copyright © 2011 James N. Watkins

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Photo: The Passion of the Christ

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Happy Easter week!

March 29th, 2015 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (0 Comments)

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Welcome to Easter week!

It begins with Christ entering Jerusalem with the crowds shouting, “Blessings on the one who comes in the name of the Lord! Praise God in highest heaven!” and ends with the crowds demanding “Crucify him! Crucify him!” Like many of our lives. it was filled with highs and lows, joy and sorrow. pleasure and excruciating pain.

But then . . . Easter morning! Here are some of my favorite posts and articles on this amazing week. I pray you find them filled with Easter hope and humor!

Top ten things I’m giving up for Lent

Easter cartoons

Easter eggs-pose’

The Easter story in chronological order (Daily reading Monday through Sunday morning)

Knowing who we are One of Christ’s last acts revealed who he was

They just don’t make crosses like they used to

“It is finished!” was announced before Christ’s resurrection

When “It’s Friday, But Sunday’s Comin'” just isn’t enough

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Early tomorrow morning, I’m flying off to one of my favorite conferences, snuggled in the redwoods of northern California: Mount Hermon Christian Writers’ Conference. (Thanks for your prayers. Just weeks ago, it took me 18 hours of flying to get to a conference in Florida and 17 hours of driving a rental car to get back home.)

Saturday I’ll speak on Writing Online: How to Hook Today’s Internet Users. While there, I’ll be meeting with potential book authors for ACW Press and Wesleyan Publishing House as well as reconnecting with friends in the publishing biz.

While at Mount Hermon in 2009, I met Joanne Kraft who at the time worked as a police dispatcher and asked to interview me. I wasn’t quick enough to exercise my Miranda Rights, so here’s what I confessed about becoming a writer:

How did your writing journey begin?

I knew I wanted to be a writer when, as a second-grader, I rewrote the ending of Pinocchio. I could “suspend disbelief” so that a wooden marionette could come to life—no strings attached. But to believe that the “live” puppet could become a real boy. That was too much for me. So, I rewrote the ending and had the wooden Pinocchio die a painful, prolonged death of Dutch elm disease.

Fortunately, I had teachers who encouraged my so-called writing talent. By the time I had written plays for the elementary school to perform, journaled my deep, dark, depressed life as a junior-higher, and become the editor of the high school paper, I was hooked on writing!

I dabbled in writing for several years with a real job, then became an editor in our denomination’s publishing house, and eventually became more and more of a full-time writer.

With numerous books, hundreds of humorous blog posts and thousands of articles published, which is your favorite to write?

Yikes, that’s like asking who’s your favorite child or grandchild! They’re all very different, but all very wonderful in their own ways.

Blogs obviously, are short, timely, and a guaranteed publication. As a former journalism major, I like to comment on current events. It’s almost “real time” on the Web. And I love the feedback.

Articles have a larger audience and are a bit more permanent. It’s amazing the number of people who write and say they were helped by an article, and I think Wow! In what waiting room with twenty-year-old magazines did they find that relic?!

As far as books, I love this Huckleberry Finn quotation: “There ain’t nothing more to write about, and I am rotten glad of it, because if I’d a knowed what a trouble it was to make a book I wouldn’t a tackled it, and I ain’t agoing to no more.” Yes, books provide more prestige (and radio and TV interviews), but they are a huge challenge. I have sixteen under my belt, but I tell authors, if you want respect, write books; if you want readers, write for periodicals. Actually, I love writing for all three venues.

When you’re working on a project, do you listen to music or have a specific routine? (Do you write in the morning, evening, can you stay on task?)

I’m totally Attention Deficit Disorder, so . . . what was I saying? Oh, yes. I can’t write with music, don’t have a specific routine and can’t stay on task, although I tend to write in the morning, rewrite in the afternoon. I try to have several projects going at one time, so when I get bored with one, I can move on to the next project. So, with a good “to do” list, I do get a lot done.

Name three character traits of a good writer.

How ’bout seven, which just coincidentally are in one of my chapters in Writers
on Writing
(Wesleyan Publishing House), an anthology I edited with writing advice from Jerry B. Jenkins, Liz Curtis Higgs, James Scott Bell and others.

1. Self-discipline

2. Self-motivation

3. Self-organization

4. Self-worth (You can’t define yourself as a writer or rejections will destroy you. I’m simply a beloved child of God who just happens to write. All the rejection slips in Colorado Springs can’t harm that sense of worth!)

5. Self-promotion (You can’t write MESSAGE without ME, so if God has given me a message, it’s up to me to get it out there!)

6. Self-improvement

7. Other orientation (Writing is too hard to not have a support group of family and friends.)

What was your favorite book to write? Why?

That’s another one of those “Who’s your favorite child and grandchild?” questions. My most transparent and honest book is Squeezing Good Out of Bad (Lighthouse Publishing of the Carolinas). And it was my most fun since it’s written as a top ten list with lots of humor. Usually, though, my favorite book is the next one.

Share with our readers one example of how God orchestrated your steps to coincide with His plan.

My very first writing/editing job, as an editor of a teen magazine at Wesleyan Publishing House, came about when my pastor “just happened” to meet the executive editor at a ministerial meeting and they just happened to talk about what was happening at the church and just happened to talk about my editing an evangelistic newspaper for teens in the local community and the editor just happened to ask if I’d be interested in coming on board.

That was the first of many just-happened events that led to published books, appearing on “The 700 Club,” and teaching writing with Cec Murphey for three weeks in India. (Of course, as believers, we know just-happened situations are divine providence!)

Every good writer needs support from his spouse/family to succeed. What has your wife/family done or not done to help support you in your career?

My wife has been so supportive with my so-called writing/speaking career. She’s never once asked, “When are you going to find a real job?!” even when I was thinking I need to find a real job!

If you were to start your writing career all over again, what would you do differently?

I’m such a firm believer in the premise that God works all out for our good (Romans 8:28), that I probably wouldn’t change a thing, although I do regret not finishing my graduate work in communications. I think a “Christian writer” must first be a Christian who is trusting God each step of the way, listening to His instructions, and acknowledging Him in every aspect of his/her writing and speaking (Proverbs 3:5-6).

What’s the one marketing tool that’s helped you?

The Christian Writers’ Market Guide is, of course, the most important book—other the the Bible—in your writing library, but going to writers’ conferences and networking with editors and other writers is essential as well.

Are you a spontaneous Kindle/Nook man or a traditional hardback book kind of guy?

I’m a go-to-the-library-and-get-books-free kind of guy.

What’s the last book you’ve read?

Currently reading Jesus Calling by Sarah Young—for the third time.

Jack Bauer or The Lone Ranger?

Definitely the masked man! The Lone Ranger taught, “Shoot to disarm, never to harm.” So, I love the quote by Mary Hirsch: “Humor is a rubber sword that allows you to make a point without drawing blood.”

Joanne Kraft writes to encourage women to fulfill their God-given roles as wife and mom and to walk boldly into their promised land. Her writing is transparent and humorous. Joanne has been published by In Touch, Today’s Christian Woman, ParentLife, Kyria and P31 Woman magazines. She’s the author of Just Too Busy: Taking Your Family on a Radical Sabbatical and The Mean Mom’s Guide to Raising Great Kids just released this month!

© Copyright 2011 Joanne Kraft, James Watkins

For a ream of resources, please click Hope & Humor for writers

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Hope for balance in life

March 23rd, 2015 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (5 Comments)

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If I hear another pastor, teacher or speaker proclaim, as if from Mount Sinai, “Put God first, your family second, your ministry third and your self last,” my “self” is going to put them very last on my priority list! Here’s why:

Let me be clear: putting God at the center of our lives is essential. But if I put time alone with God as first in the hierarchy mentioned, I’m never going to get to my family. I’m going to be a monk cloistered away reading my Bible, praying, journaling, worshipping, and if I’m really spiritual, fasting. If my choice is to read the Bible or read to my kids or grandkids, I’ve got to choose God’s Word if I’m locked into this rigid ranking of priorities.

If I put my family over my ministry, I will never get a word written or leave the house to speak at a conference. My wife has a “honey do list” that will keep me busy until Jesus comes. And pastors would never have time for sermon prep, board meetings, hospital calling, and the thousands of other tasks assigned to them by the congregation.

And if put my ministry over myself, there’s not going to be much of me left except a burnout shell of a person with high blood pressure and ulcers.

That’s why this ranking system is so unrealistic and unworkable. Those who attempt to implement it end up conflicted and stressed—and probably alienated from their family. So, here’s an alternative.

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Think of your life as a wheel. For a wheel to work it has to be moving by having regular contact of all its circumference with the surface it’s traveling on. If it stops turning, it stops performing the way it was designed.

So visualize your tasks or roles as the outer surfaces of that wheel. As you’re regularly having time with GOD, FAMILY, MINISTRY and SELF your life is in balance. If it locks up with only one role—having contact with the road for too long—your life will come screeching to a halt.

To me, this makes much more sense than the rigid hierarchy with its demanding priorities. And it give me tremendous freedom.

For instance, just last week I was waiting for Lois to get home from a trip to visit her relatives out of state. I had been speaking at a conference while she was gone. Instead of warm welcome when she got home, I gave her a quick kiss at the door and said, “Victoria’s in ER with stroke symptoms. I’m headed to the hospital.” If we were locked in a rigid hierarchy, I would have ignored this young mom and her husband. And I would have cancelled my speaking engagement to go to Wisconsin with Lois. (See what a dilemma the “priority” model causes?!)

Instead, I had a great time of MINISTRY at the conference. Had a couple of days at home to relax and recuperate (SELF) and have some time alone with GOD. It turned out Victoria was simply having a severe reaction to a migraine and I spent the next day with Lois (FAMILY). I kept the wheel rolling and was able to accomplish all I needed to do without a lot of stress.

I like the way Eugene Peterson paraphrases Matthew 11:28-30:

      “Are you tired? Worn out? Burned out on religion? Come to me. Get away with me and you’ll recover your life. I’ll show you how to take a real rest. Walk with me and work with me—watch how I do it. Learn the unforced rhythms of grace. I won’t lay anything heavy or ill-fitting on you. Keep company with me and you’ll learn to live freely and lightly.”

“Learn the unforced rhythms of grace.” Keep the wheel of your rolling by making sure that all sides of the wheel are getting the attention they need in the long run. Some days, you may have to slow way down for a particular task. But, make sure that when that crisis is past, you continue moving on to the other areas that have been temporarily neglected. I try not to look at my life in smaller sections than a month. This past summer, I spoke at three conference in three weeks. (I know, complete crazy!) And I always get up early every day to have time alone with God. My week home, then, was devoted to my family—and me.

So, ignore the rigid hierarchy of priorities someone may try to force on your life. Just keep rolling through life!

Copyright © 2012 James N. Watkins

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Today, I vowed not to ask for anything, but to simply praise God. I found fifty things for which to praise him just between the bed and bathroom:

1. God’s protection, providence

2. His love and grace

3. I slept straight through the night

4. No horrible nightmares resulting from real-life trauma

5. I don’t work the night shift

6. My CPAP (Constant Positive Air Pressure) machine was a gift

7. I woke up refreshed

8. I can hear the cell phone alarm

9. Cell phones

10. Electricity

11. Birds singing

12. I can see the cell phone

13. I can click “snooze”

14. I have two working hands and arms

15. I can get out of bed on my own

16. Or, I can pull up the covers and roll over

17. I’m not in pain

18. Clean air

19. I’m waking up in a water bed with flannel sheets

20. I’m waking up in a warm, dry house with central air

21. The house isn’t in foreclosure

22. I’m waking up in a free country

23. I’m not waking up in a war-torn country

24. I’m not waking up in prison

25. I’m not waking up in a hospital

26. I’m not waking up in a nursing home

27. I can walk unassisted: no crutches, walkers, braces or casts

[Walking past closet]

28. Lots of clothes in the closet—and on the floor

29. Walking on wall-to-wall carpeting rather than dirt

30. Sense of touch: toes on carpeting

[Walking past photos of kids and grandkids]

31. Loving family

32. Loving, faithful Christian wife

33. Both kids are gainfully employed in serving others

34. Both kids are strong Christians

35. Grandkids!

36. All five grandchildren are “normal” and healthy

37. The picture of daughter at seven with mischievous grin always makes me smile

[Bathroom across from home office]

38. Being able to work from home since 1982

39. Hundreds of advantages of being self-employed such as being there for wife, kids and grandkids in good and bad times

40. Computers: A love/hate relationship, but I wouldn’t be a writer if I had to do all that re-typing!

41. Laptop and desk

42. The Internet, email, Facebook

43. Meaningful service for God

44. Meaningful work— at least today

45, Remembering where the bathroom is. No Alzheimer’s—yet.

46. The house has indoor plumbing

47. My “plumbing” is working fine after successful radiation for cancer!

48. I can read (Always have books and magazines in the “reading room.”)

49. Freedom of the press

50. Toilet paper

You may not have the same fifty, but I’m sure you could come up with your own list. (And if you’re waking up to a difficult situation, please leave a comment below so I can join you in prayer today.)

Copyright © 2012 James N. Watkins

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Our work in God’s work

March 9th, 2015 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (1 Comments)


Yes, God can do anything, but there are a lot of things he won’t do. For instance, we read in Luke 9:

      Late in the afternoon the twelve disciples came to him and said, “Send the crowds away to the nearby villages and farms, so they can find food and lodging for the night. There is nothing to eat here in this remote place.”

      But Jesus said, “You feed them.”

      “But we have only five loaves of bread and two fish,” they answered. “Or are you expecting us to go and buy enough food for this whole crowd?” For there were about 5,000 men there.

      Jesus replied, “Tell them to sit down in groups of about fifty each.” So the people all sat down. Jesus took the five loaves and two fish, looked up toward heaven, and blessed them. Then, breaking the loaves into pieces, he kept giving the bread and fish to the disciples so they could distribute it to the people. They all ate as much as they wanted, and afterward, the disciples picked up twelve baskets of leftovers! (9:12-17).

Notice that Jesus does only the work that only he can do—multiply loaves and fishes! He tells his disciples:

You feed them.

You tell them to sit down.

You distribute the food.

You pick up the leftovers.

We see the same thing happen at the tomb of Lazarus (John 11:38-44). Now, if you’re the Son of God and can raise a dead man who been in a tomb for three days, you should be able to beam him out wearing a fresh robe and clean underwear. But Jesus enlists his disciples to move the huge stone from the opening of the cave, and when Lazarus is brought to life, to strip off the burial clothes binding him.

God never does the work we can do! We can’t make a sack lunch feed a crowd of over 10,000 men, women and children, but we can organize the group, serve the meal and clean up afterward. We can’t bring a man back from the dead, but we can move stones and strip off grave clothes.

Are you waiting for God to do a miracle? What work—that you can do—is God waiting for you to do before he will do the work that only he can do?

Copyright © 2015 James N. Watkins

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Today is International Women’s Day.

I am so proud of three women in my life: Lois Farra Watkins​, my wife and ordained minister who works with adults with physical and mental challenges, Faith, my daughter who works as a licensed social worker, and Mom (click for Top ten things my mom taught me).

Here’s one of my favorite posts on an amazing group: A case for women in ministry.

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Everyone needs to have a kidney stone once in his or her lifetime. Preferably, the sooner the better.

You see, experiencing the sensation of having a semi tractor-trailer with snow chains and a load of rolled steel park on your lower back tends to put life into perspective.

For instance, if you’re riding in a tour bus and the rest room door suddenly swings open and you can’t reach the handle without creating an additional sight on the tour, you can say, “Hey, sure beats a kidney stone.” (All of these examples are, of course, hypothetical and have never happened to me personally.) Or your daughter calls you at 1 a.m. in the middle of winter and says, “Uh, Dad, did you know that a ’95 Neon can straddle a traffic island?” you can say, “Hey, sure beats a kidney stone.”

This perspective also works for times you attempt to repair the toilet yourself and manage to not only cripple the commode, but break off the main water shut-off valve. (I did mention that these are strictly hypothetical examples, didn’t I?) It helps when your mother-in-law backs into your brand-new car. The time your five-year-old son drives spikes into your coffee table. When you lose a great job as an editor at a publishing house due to corporate down-sizing. While you’re recovering from double-hernia surgery and something on TV prompts a belly laugh. When you’re spending half your vacation time sitting in a traffic jam in downtown Chicago with a stick shift, no air-conditioning, and two kids in the back seat waging a fight to the death. You can always say, “Hey, sure beats a kidney stone.”

It also works for intestinal flu, crashed computers, lactose intolerance, sadistic dental hygienists, arthritis, overdrawn checking accounts, terminal toasters and transmissions, impacted wisdom teeth extractions, prostate exams, IRS audits, and flat tires in the rain fifty miles from any form of civilization. Now there are some things that are worse than a kidney stone such as death, divorce, and “Saved By the Bell” reruns, but most domestic disasters and occupational pratfalls pale in comparison to a kidney stone. And that puts everything in perfect perspective.

It’s been six years since my painful epiphany, which brings me to another kidney stone insight: “All things must pass.”

Copyright © 1997 James N. Watkins

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