Guest post by Katie Robles

Katie is the author of Sex, Soup, and Two-Fisted Eating, so I knew this was going to be an interesting interview! The site is yours, Katie! (Just be sure to clean up before you leave.)

Jim, what’s one thing you learned (or re-learned) about writing from Psalms of Asaph?

God is good and I’m not. Next question, please. Well, maybe I should elaborate just a bit. Let me quote a bit of my book as the answer. [Continue reading]

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When I worked as editorial director at a publishing house, we executives could be gone for weeks at a time, but if one editorial assistant called in sick, the office fell apart! So here are three of my columns for all the administrative professionals who keep businesses in business.

APs are office Olympians
Forget gymnasts, swimmers, track stars, and weightlifters (along with all those retired athletes pitching E.D. products)! Administrative professionals are the unsung heroes overcoming Olympic challenges.

Top ten differences between ‘secretaries’ and ‘administrative professionals’
10. Secretaries make coffee; administrative professionals procure international resources to motivate and empower staff.

I’m my own administrative professional
For those of us who are privileged to work from home, there are a few drawbacks, such as being CEO, COO, CFO and AP! (I have to take myself out to lunch today!) But there are some real benefits.

Have a great day!

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My friend, Cec Murphey, calls it “When God turns off the lights.” Corrie ten Boom described it as a long, black railway tunnel. And over 500 years ago, St. John of the Cross called it “The Dark Night of the Soul.” But King David perhaps expressed it best: “My God, my God! Why have you forsaken me!”

Have you experienced those times in your spiritual life when everything goes dark and God seems silent? [Continue reading]

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I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s category:

10. The three secrets to succeeding in publishing are: Networking. Networking. And, networking. For just four days pretend you’re an extrovert and meet with editors, agents, professional writers and fellow writers. You’ll receive all kinds of help moving to the next level. (Pick a conference with well-known editors and agents!)

9. You can pitch your book proposal directly to an editor. With so many publishers going to “agented only” submissions, here’s your end run around that policy. Sign up for appointments, meet with them face to face at meals. (I can trace virtually all of my 20-plus books and over 2,000 articles back to a meeting at a writers’ conference.) Caveat: Do not pitch in the restroom!

8. In the seminars I’m teaching, I’ll share practical advice from my 40 years in this crazy business (I started in college).

7. Great food! (Okay, I’m a shallow person and rank conferences by their food.)

6. Writing is the only profession where you can work at 3 am in your underwear—well, at least legally. It’s the perfect “work from home” job! And it offers great tax advantages.

5. You’ll receive the inspiration you need to continue writing through networking (see 10) and hearing inspiring stories from the platform, dining room tables and dorm rooms! I’ll be sharing one of my favorite keynote talks.

4. You’ll learn a lot, but laugh even more! Writers have a wonderful sense of humor!

3. You will be surprised with what God has planned for you at the conference. (And, it’s not going to be anything you expected! Ephesians 3:20)

2. Freebies! Lots and lots of free magazines, writers’ guidelines, and books!

1. Not only is a Christian conference fun and educational, it’s going to be one of the spiritual highlights of your year.

I can’t stress enough that attending a conference is the key to getting published. You can’t spend all your time in front of your computer. At least once a year, get a shower, get dressed, get out and get connected to what’s new in publishing. (And this business is changing at gigabyte speed!)

Click for where I’ll be speaking this year. (I only speak at conferences I can highly recommend.)

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FalseAlarm
“Christian numerologist” and conspiracy theorist David Meade is back in the news telling Britain’s Daily Express that the world will end April 23! Apparently the sun, moon and Jupiter—which supposedly represents the Messiah—will be in the constellation Virgo.

Keep in mind, this is the same fake prophet with the fake name who predicted the planet Nibiru—four times larger than Earth—would collide with our planet on September 23, 2017. Nothing!

Undeterred, he then promised a “magnificent sign in the skies” on September 23, 2017, signaling seven years of the biblical “Tribulation” with nuclear war and natural disasters bringing about “the end of the world as we know it.” Nothing!

With the “world as we know it” still intact, Meade revised his prediction insisting the apocalypse would actually begin March 2018. Nothing!

Now, it’s April 23 when the “death planet” Nibiru will appear in the sky, “triggering the onset of World War III, the rise of the Antichrist, and seven years of Tribulation.”

What amazes me is that news outlets such as the BBC, Forbes, Fortune, Fox, Newsweek, New Zealand Herald, The Sun, Time, USAToday, and Yahoo News have given this phony prophet one pixel of publicity! “Fake news” news!

I believe it’s part of a larger conspiracy theory—conceived by the enemy himself—to discredit and ridicule the biblical teaching that Christ will indeed one day return following “strange signs in the sun, moon, and stars [when] the powers in the heavens will be shaken” (Luke 21:25-26).

It’s fake news of a fake prophet’s fake prediction!

Copyright © 2018 James N. Watkins

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top ten things worse than doing your taxes
It’s tax time, so from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, top ten things worse than doing your taxes:

10. Doing time

9. Watching “The Bachelor”

8. Passing a kidney stone

7. Driving in L.A.

6. Being mauled by a grizzly bear

5. Having a root canal

4. Shopping on “Black Friday”

3. Having a flight canceled at Chicago’s O’Hell airport

2. Being abducted by aliens

1. Living in any other country than the United States.

The United States has its problems, but that “Welcome to the United States” sign always looks so good returning from overseas. Remember, filling out your 1040 form and writing a check to the United States Treasury allows you to live in a free democracy with all the modern amenities.

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April 4, 2018, marks the 50th anniversary of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. Five years earlier, the civil rights leader spelled out a radical strategy to change the culture of his time in his book, Why We Can’t Wait. Each participant in the Birmingham protests was required to abide by Dr. King’s “Ten Commandments.”

      1. Meditate daily on the teachings and life of Jesus.

      2. Remember always that the nonviolent movement in Birmingham seeks justice and reconciliation—not victory.

      3. Walk and talk in the manner of love, for God is love.

      4. Pray daily to be used by God in order that all men might be free.

      5. Sacrifice personal wishes in order that all men might be free.

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In defense of Martha

April 2nd, 2018 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (0 Comments)


Martha receives undeserved criticism from preachers expounding on the account of Jesus’ visit to the home she shared with her sister, Mary, and brother, Lazarus! Here’s how it’s recorded in The New Living Amplified Paraphrased King James Watkins Version

      “Mary! Mary! I need some help in the kitchen!” Martha glared at her sister who was sitting in the living room with their guest.

      “In a minute,” Mary said, without moving.

      Martha glanced at her “To Do” list which was artistically penned on home-made paper with ink made from crushed cultivated grapes.

          ☐ Trim myrtle shrubs into the shape of the twelve disciples.

          ☐ Make 100 percent organic Jell-O from cow hooves.

          ☐ Carve wooden bowl in shape of the sea of Galilee. Float matzah balls shaped like fishing boats in the soup.

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Happy Easter!

April 1st, 2018 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (0 Comments)

Happy Easter as we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ! Click for a whole Easter basket of cartoons and columns.

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Hope, humor, Holy week

March 25th, 2018 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized - (0 Comments)

Jesus: His Life and Lessons
It’s Easter week, so here’s the Easter story in chronological order: divided into seven sections so you can read a portion each day of the week:

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Good Friday
Saturday
Easter Sunday
[From Jesus: His Life and Lessons]

And here are my favorite Easter posts:

General
Easter cartoons
Easter eggs-pose’
Easter quips and quotations
Chocolate bunnies are good for you!

Palm Sunday
When praises turn to ash

Maundy Thursday
Knowing who we are One of Christ’s last acts revealed who he was

Good Friday
“It is finished!” was announced before Christ’s resurrection
They just don’t make crosses like they used to

Resurrection Sunday
Action-figure Jesus
When “It’s Friday, But Sunday’s Comin'” just isn’t enough

Have a very meaningful week!

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