From the archives
For seven years, I wrote a humor column each issue for Rev. magazine. (That is, until
is ceased publication, which I'm sure, I had nothing to do with!) Here are some
of my favorites:
Beyond nickels and noses: the real church stats
The Book of Joe: Encouragement for ministers
Church at 30,000 feet: what you can learn about church leadership up in the air
Finely-aged pastors [and parishioners]
Government offers bailout to churches
It's a Wonderful Lifeand ministry
The List (And it's not "The 50 Most Influential Christians in America.")
Membership standards for the modern church: Homeland Security style
"Steal or No Steal": A new way to pick pastors
The Twitter Bible
Top ten top great things about being in ministry
Top ten signs the staff is stressed out
Top ten signs the youth pastor wants the senior pastor's job
What would a "biblical" church look like?
The Whoopie Cushion Code: Extreme exegesis!
Worship songs almost everyone can sing: Perfect for "seeker" services
X-treme Sunday schoolCopy
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