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Top ten lists: excerpts from humor columns
I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today's excerpts from my humor columns:
• Top clues a man should wear a shirt in summer
• Top ten column-writing secrets revealed!
• Top ten differences between "secretaries" and
"administrative professionals"
• Top ten great things about being a writer
• Top ten people who deserve a special place in hell
• Top ten reasons Halloween is a strange holiday
• Top ten reasons to give thanks—right now
• Top ten signs the youth pastor wants the senior pastor's Job
• Top ten signs you had a bad Christmas
• Top ten secrets to staying married
• Top ten things I (Jim) would do if I were God
• Top ten things not to say at airport security
• Top ten things President Bush is doing on last day in office
• Top ten wishes for my 50th birthday
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