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Top ten lists: excerpts from humor columns

I have in my right hand, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today's excerpts from my humor columns:

• Top clues a man should wear a shirt in summer

• Top ten column-writing secrets revealed!

• Top ten differences between "secretaries" and "administrative professionals"

• Top ten great things about being a writer

• Top ten people who deserve a special place in hell

• Top ten reasons Halloween is a strange holiday

• Top ten reasons to give thanks—right now

• Top ten signs the youth pastor wants the senior pastor's Job

• Top ten signs you had a bad Christmas

• Top ten secrets to staying married

• Top ten things I (Jim) would do if I were God

• Top ten things not to say at airport security

• Top ten reasons 'Burn a Qur'an Day' is anti-biblical

• Top ten things President Bush is doing on last day in office

• Top ten ways to avoid talkative air travelers

• Top ten wishes for my 50th birthday

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