January 2009
10. Spammers
9. Crooked politicians
8. Richard Reed, the incompetent (fortunately!) shoe bomber, who prompted everyone to take off their
shoes in airport security line
7. The Tylenol tamper-er, who killed seven people in 1982 and prompted those frustrating "tamper-proof"
packages
6. Immoral and unethical TV evangelists
5. Drug dealers
4. Child pornographers
3. Human traffickers
2. Terrorists
1. Me! (According to the Bible, we're all deserving of hell, but thank God for His unconditional love)
Top ten things President Bush is doing on last day in office
January 2009
10. Making last free long-distance calls on the hot line
9. Packing up new $492,798 china set (actually it stays with the House)
8. Filling out all those change of address cards
7. Making prank calls to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il and Nancy Pelosi
6. Working on his "Funniest Bloopers" compilation
5. Packing up Iraqi shoe collection
4. Sicking Barney on reporters
3. Joy-riding in Air Force One
2. Having one last romp in the Lincoln Bedroom
1. Leaving legacy at the curb
No matter what your political persuasion, you've got to feel some amount of compassion for a president whose name will forever be synonymous with the Iraq War, Hurricane Katrina and the economic recession. As The Onion reported the day after the election, "Black man gets worst job in America."
So, my thoughts and prayers are with the human being who is probably having a tough day. I hate moving!
And my thoughts and prayers are with Barack Obamatem as he does assume the "worst job in America." "Father, give him wisdom and courage to do what is pleasing to You."
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