Had a very good work week, but looking forward to a day of rest. I AM
Feeling really bad. Must have been something we ate. Adam and Eve
I don't think my brother likes me. Abel
The romantic cruise my husband promised turned out to be a real zoo. Mrs. Noah
We'll be moving. No forwarding address at this time. Abraham
Sleepless night. Wild dreams and my hip is killing me. Jacob
Dream isn't working out exactly as planned. Joseph
Pharaoh wants to kill my son. I'm a basket case! Jochebed, mother of Moses
I've been out in the desert way too long! Moses
Frog legs for dinner. Again! Pharaoh [JL]
What part of "thou shalt not" don't you people understand?! I AM
Looking for new manna recipes. Zipporah [FB]
Hebrews are marching around Jericho for the seventh day in a row. Silly Jews! Rahab
My last performance should bring down the house. Samson
No longer following Eliphaz, Bildad and Zophar on Twitter. Job
Facing giant too big to hit. Saul
Facing giant too big to miss. David
Played the Palace today. Tough room. David
Nothing interesting happens around here. Think I'll relax in the tub. Bathsheba
A thousand wives? I'm beginning to question my wisdom. Solomon
"Like a swallow, like a crane, I twitter" Isaiah (38:14 NASB) [LG]
Acquired four sharp, young executives in hostile take-over. I hope they fit into our corporate culture. King Nebuchadnezzar
I'm afraid I've got some really, really bad news. Jeremiah
Nice kitty. Nice kitty. Daniel
You're not going to believe this fish story! Jonah
Just found out Elizabeth and I are going to be first-time parents in our old age. I'm speechless! Zechariah
My life is so boring! Mary
Take back last post! Mary
Mary, you're WHAT? Joseph
I haven't felt my baby kick, but it sometimes feels like He's walking on water. Mary
Caesar Augusta decrees all world should be taxed; Roman Senate deadlocked over payroll
deduction. DailyScroll
I told Joseph to make reservations! Mary
Bored to death keeping watch over flock by night. Shepherds
I think it's time to deliver this miracle baby. My wine broke! Mary
Born city of David: Savior, Christ Lord. Sign 2 U: wrapped W swaddling clothes in manger. Glory 2 G in highest,
on earth peace, goodwill 2 peeps. Angels
Take back last post! Shepherds
Magi came by the palace asking "Where is the king?" Not very wise men! Herod
A lot to ponder. Mary
AMBER ALERT! Twelve-year-old male. Last seen at Temple. Joseph and Mary
Herod's wife wants my head. I'm sure it's just a figure of speech. John the Baptist
Follow me. And not just on Twitter! Jesus [TM]
Wow! Had a real mountain top experience today! Sons of Thunder
We finally got rid of that trouble-maker Jesus. Caiaphas, high priest
Oops! Caiaphas, high priest
Just closed a real estate deal to die for! Ananias and Saphira
Busy day persecuting Christians. Saul
Busy day being persecuted as a Christian. Paul
Everybody in the whole cell block was dancin' to the jail house rock. Paul and Silas
Returning soon; can't give exact date and time. Jesus
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