Hope and humor ‘zine: Election 2016

July 24th, 2016 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized

James Watkins, author, speaker
Hi, I’m Jim Watkins: author, speaker, threat to society. Welcome to our 2016 presidential coverage—live from the Tupperware Party convention at the Corn Borer VFW Post 7119. (I am nonpartisan, so I plan to offend all party members.)

Plus, you can also access over 300 posts—more encouragement and entertainment than you can shake a memory stick at—on death, faith, health, heavy topics, holidays, hope, humor, life hacks, love, parents, sex, spiritual issues and writing resources. But wait, there’s more: free stuff. Enjoy!

Last Candidate Standing!

Perhaps national elections should be staged as reality TV shows: The Amazing Political Race, Keeping Up with the Kandidates, Conservative Eye for the Liberal Guy, Dancing with the Issues or Survivor: Electoral College.

And the best part? It would run only from September through November “sweeps” each election year! [Continue reading]

Candidates need to follow ‘Yellow Brick Road’

This election, I’m looking for a man or woman who has a brain, a heart and, oh yes, courage! Both parties could use some help from “The Wizard of Oz.”

Of course, the “Wicked Witch of the Right” and the “Wicked Witch of the Left” will try to stop them as they dance off arm-in-arm to The Emerald City singing . . . [Continue reading]

Christian Flag
God is on our side! And theirs?

Pundits are claiming that our country is “polarized” to Civil War proportions over moral, fiscal and political issues. Part of the problem maybe that the issues that polarize us as a country are religion-based. [Continue reading]

Related posts
Will God’s purpose be accomplished election day?
WWJE? Who would Jesus elect?

Third-party alternative

I’m too conservative to be a Democrat, too liberal to be a Republican and too OCD to be a Libertarian, so I am running with the Tupperware Party: “Putting a lid on government.”

Here are my planks in attractive, dish-washer-safe colors. And thank you, in advance, for your vote! [Continue reading]

Cartoon of the week, etc.

Last week featured the Republican contention—I mean convention—and the Democratic convention kicks off tomorrow, so . . .

Get your daily dose of my cartoons on Facebook, Twitter and at the archives. And follow my race for the White House at Watkins for President 2016.

All writing copyright © James N. Watkins and is protected by United States and international law. For permission to print or repost, please visit my press page.

If you enjoyed this issue of Hope & Humor, please share on your social networks. Thanks!

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 You can leave a response, or trackback.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *