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James Watkins: Hope & Humor

Encouragement and entertainment from award-winning author

James Watkins: Hope & Humor

  • About
    • About ARTICLES
    • About BOOKS
    • About CARTOONS
    • About JIM
      • Press page
  • Articles
    • Heavy topics with a light touch
      • Coming out: my sexual identity crisis
      • God is never late—but he sure is slow
      • It Is Well with My Soul: the rest of the stories
      • Top ten Bible verses Donald Trump may want to read
      • Top ten lists
      • What does the Bible really say?
      • What was Paul thinking when he wrote 1 Timothy 2:12?
      • What we haven’t learned from 9/11
    • My statement on Dr. Dennis E. Hensley
  • Book excerpts
    • 7 reasons God may not be answering our prayers
    • Breaking habits before they break you
    • Changing lives for over 600 years!
      • Exclusive interview with Thomas a Kempis
      • Forty days of imitating Christ
    • Communicate to Change Lives: book and seminars
    • Intimacy with Christ: Beyond Information and Involvement
    • Jesus: His life and lessons . . . on love
    • Jesus: His Life and Lessons Introduction
    • My book list
    • Revised section on ‘Unfulfilled Promises’
    • Study guide for God, I Don’t Understand
    • The Christmas story in chronological order
    • Why? Why? Why?
    • Writing with Banana Peels
    • Writing with Banana Peels: excerpt
  • Cartoons
    • A Very Twitter Christmas
    • Cartoon Backups
    • Cartoons from far, far away
    • Cartoons on love, marriage, sex . . .
    • Cartoons on parenthood
    • Cartoons on writing
    • Easter cartoons
    • Facebook cartoons
    • Hope and Ho! Ho! Ho!
    • Hope&Humor cartoons on Dad
    • My predictions for New Year . . .
    • Pro-life cartoons
  • Comedy-drama scripts
  • Events
  • Videos
    • Original music
  • Writer Resources
    • ‘Crossing over’ with the cross
    • ‘I’m a giant killer!’
    • Are authors in their ‘write’ minds?
    • Atomic-powered titles
    • Best time to post on Facebook?
    • Communicate to Change Lives: Using Psychological Appeals
    • Confessions of an author/speaker
    • Don’t become a digital dinosaur
    • Don’t sabotage your writing/speaking career
    • Endear yourself to an editor
    • Freelancing offers freedom ‘real job’ can’t
    • From stage to page: turning messages into manuscripts
    • How to become a million-selling author
    • How to hook today’s Internet users
    • How to prepare a manuscript for publication
    • Inside look at publishing industry
    • Patron saint of freelance writers
    • Quips and quotations on writing
    • Self-publishers and piranhas
    • Seven habits of the purpose-driven writer
    • Seven questions to ask a prospective agent
    • So, you want to write a book?
    • Soaring with eagles, walking with emus
    • Taking Word to Worldwide Web
    • The Ten Creative Commandments
    • Three new ‘must haves’ for today’s writers
    • Writing effective book proposals
    • Your ‘write’ role

Humor

How the WHO Stole Christmas
Health Holidays Hope Humor 

How the WHO stole Christmas

November 27, 2020April 2, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments

Watch the video Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the World Health Organization did not. This

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Piles of Christmas gifts
Holidays Humor 

Top ten signs you’ve spent too much money on Christmas presents

November 26, 2020November 26, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments Christmas, debt, materialism, spending

Direct from my home office in snow-swept Corn Borer, Indiana, I have in my bright red mitten: Top ten signs

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mental health
Health Hope How To Humor Issues Relationships Sexuality Spirituality Writing 

Enjoy encouragement, entertainment, endorphins

November 26, 2020November 26, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments

Welcome to hope and humor! Brain imaging has revealed laughter produces natural opiates which promote a sense of euphoria and

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Santa on naughty list
Holidays Humor 

Top ten reasons Santa on naughty list

November 25, 2020November 26, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments Christmas humor, comedy, Santa not role model, Santa on naughty list

I have in my right mitten, direct from my home office in Corn Borer, Indiana, today’s category: Top ten reasons

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Shrek as Santa
Holidays Humor Uncategorized 

A Christmas tree called Shrek

November 25, 2020November 26, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments Charley Brown Christmas, Christmas humor, Christmas trees, Shrek

I’ve been known to name my cars, and even my guitar (“Lois”), but never a Christmas tree—until last year. Christmas

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Fall hope and humor
Holidays Hope Humor Spirituality 

Giving thanks despite pandemic, supply chain crisis

November 2, 2020December 27, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments thanks for nothing, thanksgiving, Thanksgiving cartoons, Thanksgiving comedy, Thanksgiving humor, turkey trivia

Last year—in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic—I posted, “Will Thanksgiving suck like a turkey baster?” Thanks to masks and

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Twas the Night Before Voting
Hope Humor Issues 

‘Twas the Night Before Voting . . .

November 2, 2020March 30, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments comedy, election, God's will, humor, presidential vote, Twas the Night Before Voting

Watch the video ‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the land, Every voter was fretting and wringing their

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Corn Stalker
Holidays Humor Spirituality 

Hope and humor and Halloween

October 17, 2020November 2, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments Halloween, Ouija boards, real, Should Christians celebrate Halloween?

Hi, I’m Jim Watkins: author, speaker, and—for my grandkiddos—”Corn Stalker.” (It’s what we do in Corn Borer, Indiana!) Welcome to

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Graduation advice
Hope How To Humor Relationships 

Top ten things you won’t hear at commencement

May 17, 2020March 30, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments advice, comedy, commencement, graduation, humor

Ever since Pebbles and Bam Bam graduated from Bedrock High, commencement speakers have been telling the crowd of cap and

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Mr. Rogers has a bad day in neighborhood
Hope Humor 

Mr. Rogers’ ‘Terrible day in neighborhood’

November 24, 2019March 30, 2021 jameswatkins 2 Comments bad day in neighborhood, comedy, humor, Mr. Rogers

I’m sure that even Mr. Rogers had one of those days: It’s a terrible day in the neighborhood, A terrible

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Corn Borer, Indiana
Humor 

More than lighted balls drop on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2015December 29, 2020 jameswatkins 0 Comments

Time Square’s lighted ball gets all the press, but other cities across America drop all kinds of things at the

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Scream-Edvard-Munch
Health Hope Humor 

Sure beats a kidney stone!

March 2, 2015January 10, 2021 jameswatkins 3 Comments pain, perspective, purpose

Everyone needs to have a kidney stone once in his or her lifetime. Preferably, the sooner the better. You see,

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Holidays Hope Humor Spirituality 

Thanksgiving cartoons

November 25, 2014January 11, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments Thanksgiving cartoons, Thanksgiving comedy, Thanksgiving humor

Wishing you a wonderful time of Thanksgiving with family and friends. Here are my favorite cartoons for this wonderful time

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Golf pants wild
Hope How To Humor Spirituality 

Top ten things I (Jim) am giving up for Lent

April 8, 2014February 17, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments fear not, overcoming fear, Overcoming Fear and Worry, worry

If have in my right hand, direct from my home office, today’s category: Top ten things I (Jim) am giving

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The Twitter Bible
Humor Spirituality 

The Twitter Bible

March 30, 2009March 31, 2021 jameswatkins 0 Comments comedy, humor, The Twitter Bible

I was a bit skeptical when, in 1982, Reader’s Digest offered The Holy Bible as one of its condensed books.

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Welcome

Welcome! I’m Jim Watkins and all you really need to know about me is that I’m an author, a speaker and a clinically depressed soul who, by God’s grace, writes encouraging and entertaining books, articles and online posts. Isn’t that just like him?!

Videos


Sit-down comedy from brand new book: If You’re Not Dead, You’re Not Done!


“I’m Jim. I have clinical depression.” An honest, hopeful look at depression

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