James Watkins for president 2016

February 1st, 2016 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized

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Breaking: Watkins puts lid on presidential campaign

November 8, 2016 7 pm

CORN BORER, IND.—Presidential candidate, James Watkins, conceded his election bid after polls closed in his home town. Speaking at a news conference at the Hoosier Sushi Bar and Bait Shop, Watkins reflected on his Tupperware Party campaign: “Putting a lid on government! Keeping traditional values fresh!”

“Thank you for your support this year. We ran a campaign of hope and humor. So, I urge my supporters—and all Americans—to please consider my final meme of the campaign above. And God bless America.”


Throwing pen into presidential race

January 2015

I’m too conservative to be a Democrat, too liberal to be a Republican and too OCD to be a Libertarian, so I am running with the Tupperware Party: “Putting a lid on government.” Here are my planks in attractive, dish-washer-safe colors.

This is a very non-partisan campaign (I intend to offend all voters!), so I would appreciate your support by posting any of my “Hope & Humor” cartoons or links to my columns on your Facebook, Twitter, your blog or other social networks. (Simply right click on a cartoon, save it and then post. Thanks!)

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A New York Post editorial, American journalism is collapsing before our eyes, makes this accusation:

      The largest broadcast networks—CBS, NBC and ABC—and major newspapers like the New York Times and Washington Post have jettisoned all pretense of fair play. Their fierce determination to keep Trump out of the Oval Office has no precedent.

If the Post was exhibiting its own “fair play,” it would have acknowledged that Fox News, The Drudge Report and Breitbart News and other right-leaning media outlets have their own “fierce determination” to keep Clinton out of the Oval Office.

The best a voter can do is a) be aware which way a newspaper or website leans, b) try to discover the truth somewhere in the middle, and c) come to a conclusion that is indeed “fair and balanced.”.

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