James Watkins for president 2020

February 1st, 2016 | Posted by jameswatkins in Uncategorized

Hi, I’m author and speaker James Watkins, and I’m throwing my pen into presidential race.

I’m too conservative to be a Democrat, too liberal to be a Republican and too OCD to be a Libertarian, so I am running with the Tupperware Party: “Putting a lid on government.” You can read my entire colorful, durable, and dishwasher-safe platform right here!

This is a very non-partisan campaign (I intend to offend all voters!), so I would appreciate your support by posting my videos and campaign cartoons on your social networks. (The voter sharing the most posts will be appointed ambassador to the country of his or her choice.) Thanks.

I’m James Watkins and I approve this post.

God is on our side! And theirs?
Pundits are claiming that our country is “polarized” to Civil War proportions over moral, fiscal and political issues. Part of the problem maybe that the issues that polarize us as a country are religion-based. [Continue reading]

Top ten verses Donald Trump must have missed
The candidate claims the Bible is his favorite book, but is ignoring its basic teachings. (Here are just en examples.) [Continue reading]

Candidates need to follow “Yellow Brick Road”
This election, I’m looking for a man or woman who has a brain, a heart and, oh yes, courage! [Continue reading]

Last Candidate Standing!
Perhaps national elections should be staged as reality TV shows: The Amazing Political Race, Keeping Up with the Kandidates, Conservative Eye for the Liberal Guy, Dancing with the Issues or Survivor: Electoral College. And the best part? It would run only from September through November “sweeps” each election year! [Continue reading]

Cross-dressing, sex-offending, criminally insane, drug-abusing, ex-con candidate
Wow! I can’t believe it. A candidate for president has just been accused of . . . [Continue reading]

Speaking with truth . . . and grace
I’ve been accused of being a “hateful,” “intolerant,” “homophobic,” “right-wing, conservative Christian nut case,” and a few other things not suitable for this website. I’ll plead guilty on the “Christian nut case” charge, but I don’t believe attempting to present objective information condemns one to being shackled to those adjectives. [Continue reading]

Top ten ways to reduce the national debt
10. Sponsor a national garage sale (Do we really need two Dakotas?) [Continue reading]

My plan to eliminate Infernal Revenue Service
If elected, I promise to work to abolish the current convoluted tax system. [Continue reading]

Is it a ‘life’ or a ‘choice’?
It’s not a part of your body! It is a completely separate being with unique DNA and a fifty/fifty chance of being a different gender, blood type, . . . [Continue reading]

A prescription of gun control
The Tupperware Party’s plank on gun control

Will God’s purpose be accomplished election day?
I have a degree in theology and so, with complete confidence, I can emphatically state, “It’s a mystery!” I do, however, know this . . . [
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WWJE? Who would Jesus elect?
Don’t support someone simply because he or she mouths the right spiritual sound bytes. [Continue reading]

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‘Twas the night before voting
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a choir of angels saying “Don’t fear.” [Continue reading]

You want me to pray for whom?!
No matter who is elected on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November, Christians are urged to pray for every elected official, not just those they supported. [Continue reading]

* Not associated with the fine resealable containers from the good people at Tupperware.

If you support my candidacy and the Tupperware Party, please share on your social networks. Thanks!

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